Oh, Dad.

A conversation that just happened between my father and me, after he came from outside and saw me for the first time all day.

Dad: "Woah, you look terrible! Like, really awful!"

Me: "Uh..."

Dad: "No, really. Those circles under your eyes? SO DARK. Wow. I am in awe."

Me: "Um."

Dad, raising his thumbs: "No, REALLY. Thumbs UP! You are totally detoxing. That is GREAT!"

Me: "Thanks."

Dad: "You know, though...that you're only scratching the surface of your toxin level, though. Sorry to remind you of that."

Me: "..."


And thus concludes a regular conversation that you might hear any day of the week in this household. Good Lord.